memoirs

as i sat in the classroom...
it reminds me of all memories with the Nlevel 07 graduates....
how sad.... and how happy we were.....
all the arguement that we had....
all the good tyme we had....
all of our mischevious act in class/school.....
we have our differences...
but we stood as one......
4NA ....
was the bez tyme of my life!!!
i wish i could turn back tyme ....
and re-lived last year's life!....

irfan sakai made a graduation video of us....
damn funny....
ill give it 5 star...
haha!!!!
watching this vids....
sobz, sobz....

here the vid




witlove
Samylicious!

Mats Dictionary!

ello world....
thnks to my sister who sent the email....
love yar lots....

now i really understand how mats and minahs talk on the streets.....
my gosh!!!
nort my type kayzz!!!!
haha!!!!

The Orang Panjang Contemporary Mat Dictionary

Gua [goo-wah] noun – What some mats and minahs use to call themselves.
Similar in using “lu” when referring to others. A legacy that dates back to the
times of Mat Rocks back in the early 80s.

A common trick that can be played on Mats is to ask them to translate the
English phrase “Monkey Cave” into Malay. The mat will then say “Gua Monyet” (I'm a monkey).

Mat [mat] noun – To the rest of the world, the word simply means a Malay
guy. But within the Malay community itself there is a growing disparity in
consensus to its actual meaning. Popularly, it's used to denote a guy who
converses primarily in Malay, as opposed to the more “English speaking” types.
Favourites of the mats include tapered jeans, trucker caps and weepy Malay songs
with sickeningly suicidal lyrics.

Matrep [mat-rape] noun – An extreme version of the mat. In addition to the
usual mat accessories, a matrep will also come adorned with tattoos and matching
body-piercings in weird corners of his body.

Minah [mee-nah] noun – An expression used to denote a Malay female. Derived
from the popular Malay name, Aminah, which used to be all the rage some time
ago. It was sort of the “in-thing” to name your daughter Aminah back in the 60s
and 70s. In fact, legend has it that if you go to Geylang Serai market and shout
“Hai Minah!” at least a quarter of the makcik population there is going to turn
around and smile at you.

Picit [pee-chet] adjective – When a mat tells you to “picit” him, it does
not mean that he is trying to be cheeky (or gay, if he is talking to a fellow
mat). It simply means that the mat wants you to call him on his mobile. What
were you thinking?

Relaksuah [ree-lek-soo-wah] adjective – Official slogan and life motto of
the mats and minahs.

Sial [see- yal ] noun / adjective – A full stop in every mat's sentence.
Eg: “Tadi aku nampak accident sial Rabak sial Aku tak bedek sial Kesian sial”
Translation: Just now I saw an accident (full stop) It was bad (full stop) I'm
not kidding (full stop) Poor guy (full stop)

In its purest form, “sial” means “jinx” but mats have refined the art of
using the word to include it at the end of their every sentence. Also comes in
the more polite form “siak” and “siul” for those who do not want to sound too
crude.

Skank [s-kank] adjective - A favourite weird-looking dance performed by
mats and minahs. Usually done at any of the various gigs that mats and minahs
love to congregate at. At times, you do detect evidence of artistry in the dance
but most of the time they just look like they've been possessed by the ghost of
a restless retard.

Sowie [soh-wee] adjective – An expression of apology used by minahs.
Commonly used in SMS and instant messaging. Actually they can just use the word
“sorry” like every normal human being but minahs think that it will make them
sound extra cute to deliberately talk that way. Example : “I will be late.
Sowie!”

Step [se-tep] adjective – To beguile, dissimulate or impersonate something
or someone that they are not. Also commonly used to describe a fellow mat or
minah who acts in an arrogant manner. E.g.“Kau jangan nak step tak tahu eh?”
Translation: Don't you dare feign innocence in this matter. Can also be used as
a gerund e.g. “stepping”. See next entry.

Step Jambu [se-tep jam-boo] adjective - What minahs do when they are
sitting alone in a train and a group of mats walk in. It is a general exercise
where the minah “controls” her facial muscles and posture in a way that would
make her look her best. This would usually involve looking incessantly at her
handphone for no particular reason.

Stoppit [setop-eet] adjective – A general expression of intolerance and
dismay. When a minah uses this phrase, be very careful for it signals that she
is about to lose her cool or get very violent.

Usually directed by minahs in an annoyed manner, followed by the postfix
“seh”, “siak” or “sial”. (See entry for “sial” above) Eg: Apasal ngan perangai
kau hari ni? Stopitsiak! Transalation : What's up with your attitude today?
Enough of it already for goodness' sake!”

izznt its funny???
haha!!!
if wan to be one...
read this definition......
haha!!!

witlove
Samylicious

URRRGGGHHHHH!!!!

haizzz....

today school was soo draggy....
every tuesday the upper Sec having their morning run/walk in the mornin....
it suppose to give us energy after that....
but end up weakens my body every hour....
my gosh!!!
when its tyme for English.....
my eyes cannot take it....
my goodness....
why i always fall asleep when Mrs Rahmat teaches????
mayb the way she elaborate the topic....
OR....
mayb her voice tone was soo draggy as if it is a lullaby....
urgh!!!
i'd really tried everything to make me awake during her lesson...
but the result wasn't successful.....
haixx!!!

i really hate to stay in school up untill 4pm....
really i do.....
by the tyme i reached hme......
i feel soo lethargic.....
i dun feel loike revising....
Or...
doing the assignment that teacher gave us......
which nid to hand in the next day......
then...
we dun haf enuff tyme for CCA!....
they say we nid to balance Studies and CCA....
but nw.....
Studies is much more heavier than CCA...
we finished school at 4pm....
CCA is loike onli 1HOUR!!!
we dun hav enuff tyme to practice kayzz....
sometime....
we didnt have enuff tyme to revise at hme becoz of the long hours in school...
we finish school at four ryte.....
then + CCA....
another hour.........
as a result....
we reached hme ard 7pm.....
what if this person stay at Sengkang....
dont eu tynk she will reached hme later????
haixx...

about the recess tyme....
last year we have the luxury of having 45mins of recess....
it is enuff tyme to relax, chnge back to our uniform, had our meal and etc....
now!
30 mins.....
nort enuff larrrhh sheyy!!!!
when after i ate my meal, i dun really have enuff tyme to chnge bck to my uniform.....
by the tyme i wan to chnge....
there the bells goes......
we are hopin a chnge.......
Either......
make the recess tyme longer(15 mins longer).....
OR....
make 2 recess session......
so the lower sec and the upper sec dosent clash....
n the canteen wont be soo packed up....
our canteen are small....
and our school students are gettin bigger each year......
eventhough the principal place table near the garden....
we have small space to Q for food....
haixx....

i noe a LOT of silians agreed wit me about this....
even the SEC 1 are complaining.......
haixx....


boredwitschool
Samylicious!

its was funn btw!!!

ello world!!!!

ystd went fer Fantastic 4 audition.....
as i expected....
i didnt get thru.....
haha!!!
but....
thanks to all my fen who come down to support me and nad....
LOVE EU GUYZ THE VERIIE MUCH!!!
haha!!!
after the audition...
eat at LJS at Cinelesure....
bez ehks...
my pants were wet.....
AshRB spill ALOT of coke on my PANTS!!!
thanks ehks BABES!!!
BYTCH!!!
haha!!!
go Far East....
search fer mukmin prezziee....
URGGHH!!!
AshRB took a LONNNNGGG TYMEEE
to decide wad to buy fer hym.....
haixx....
AshRB treat us chippy
(love euu bytch!!!hahaa!!!)

otw way hme saw F2DM havin prac....
ohhh how i miss goin practice....
really....
i dooo!!!!
sobz!!!!
haha!!

btw!!!
I BOUGHT A TEMPORARY NEW PHONE!!!
which is Zero dollar phone....
upgrade my sister line....
haha!!!
well that's for temporary...
perangai siotz ako....
hha!!!!
the model is Nokia 6121 Classic
well....
the phone is TOO SIMPLE FOR MIIE!!!
well...
wad to do....
haha!!!


witlove
Samylicious

HATE EU AUNTIIE!!!!

argh!!!
my recess been disturb bcoz of one spoiled drink ...
WTF!!!!
urgh!!!!!

its been one fine day fer miie at school...
all goes well.....
Mrs Mak come bck oweadi!!!
YEA-NESS!!!
i feel loike im lost when she was away....
haha!!!!
a lot of catch-ing up to do....
its loike...
she been hospitalise fer 1 FULL WEEK!!!!
my goodness.....
haha!!!

RECESS PERIOD = DISASTERIOUS!!!!
omfg!!
kk!!!
i tell the WHOLE STORY!!!!
i sat on the bench near oll my frens....
i tought of doin my malay compo which i shld do during the weekend.....
i ask AshRB to buy me this particlar drink
which is HEAVEN & EARTH Gui Hua(Othsamtus)....
when AshRB return ....
i wonder why is the colour different.....
when i twist to open the cap bottle.....
i wonder why it let go gas.....
i wonder why it taste sour-ish.....
i go the vendor to chng the drink....
she say that the drink have nort expired......
WTH!!!
cnrt see arh the colour different.....
can eu loike taste it urself.......
sour-ish....
loike hello im loike ur loyal customer.....
its been 5 years i buy ur drinks kayyzz.....
the Auntiie taste it.....
then she exchnage........
GUESS WADD!!!
ITS STYLL THE SAME KAYZZ....
but it is nort that sour-ish as previous drink.....
HAIYOOO!!!
WHY MY FAV DRINK OF ALL BETRAYED MIIE!!!
nw i hav phobia of buyin that drink at school....
my goodess....
becoz of the drinks incident......
i waste tyme...
n cnrt complete my malay compo....
darn it ryte...
muthafarker siotz!!!

haixx...
lucky my stomach strong larrh sheyyy.....
kalo kene diarrhoea....
i will complaint.....
seriously!!!!
urghh!!!!



witlove
samylicious!

NEW BLOGSKIN!!!

haha!!!!

well....
ive chnge my blogskin.....
haha!!!
i olways do the black/emo type.....
but nw....
it is sooo damn cheerful.....
am i ryte???

i nid ur comments!
i accept every compliments that eu guy give me kayyzz!!!

haha!!!


witlove
Samylicious!

samy love her new stuff!!!

ello worrld!!!

finally i gt new specs....

haha!!!

suker banget den.....

haha!!!

levi's summore!!!

haha!!!!

i dunno why.....

my dad called me

asking me whether wanna buy specs or nort....

sooo kind of hym to ask me....

he noe that i need new specs....

haha!!!...

it onllie took 'em 10 minutes to put on the lens on the specs....

surprise???

haha!!!

makin spec can sometime took atleast 2 to 3 days for the lens to be ready....

haha!!!

well.....

here the pic.....

nice nort???

haha!!!

witlove

Samylicious!

burrrr!!!!im soo cold!

VersAtyle IS dead!!!
ystd nyte....
sobz2!!!!
gonna mish oll the fun together....
when we do our preparation for the Graffitti @ North west.....
sobz!
haizz....
nvm....move on!!!

last thursday....
the olvl students headed to NYP open hse
it was funFUNfun arhh....
but they didnt offer the course that i wanted....
haixX....
well nvm...
next thursday we headed to Ngee Ann poly!!!
haha!!!
one of the most toughest poly to get in......
haixX......

then2....ystd....
go out wit Tot, Ah Qi, Ifan, Sadik.....
then AshRB tagg along.....
haha!!!
it was Fun....
but Balik kene maki....
haha!!!

well.....
today...
i received a shockin news about the grp.....
Rogue...
eu giv me a heart-attack!
my goodness.....
well....
nvm then.....
go out wit AshRB....
go study fer awhile.....
then2....
slack wit F2DM peeps...
as we get bored wit study-ing....
funFUNfun sheyy....
haha!!
perangai maen bluff n heart-attack ehks kat titanic.....
mcm org giler sheyy we oll
OMFG!!!
haha!!!


witlove
Samylicious

pls help!!!

ello world!!

soo darn stress outs larhh sheyy!!!!
we onlliie get to prepare for 0 level for onliie 9MTHS!!!
9 mths can be like 9 weeks ......
im loike patrified..
a lot of emaths formula i forgt....
dammit!!!
i forgt wat is organic chem is....
shitty sheyy!!!
haizz!!!!

i feel loike goin on takin bio-tech( which is higher Nitec) at ITE College East....
which is ITE Simei....
urrghh!!!!
i styll 50-50.....
i nid to make up my mind be4 april....
which i would enrol on april intake.....
grr.....
shld i go for it????
or shld i stay here in SLSS???
im confused!!!!
this particular thingy make me have migrane in the morn!
think too hard.....
my sister would advise me to stay on....
but i dun feel loike it......
if i wanna pass my o....
i really nid to put my mind into it....
which i easliy get destracted.....
haixX!!!
i cnrt really concentrate in class...

why izzit hard to make a decision????
haizz!!!
PLS HELPP!!!
i really do nort noe wad to do sheyy....
i dun haf the confidnce that i can pass my o
really!!!
haisshh!!!
im soo pathetic ryte???
wat to do!

haixx


confused!
Samylicious!

hmmm....kayzzz.....

HERE some ySTD pic.....

enjoyy

Witlove

Samylicious!

haixx!!!

well..........
today go "study" with kiddo tot ahqi and revok.....
haha!!!eu guys muz be wondering why i put the quotation on study....
hmm....
haha!!!
fer us to noe...
fer eu to find out.....
haha!!!
perangai siotz!!!
haha!!!

well i really miss that sumone...
i really do....
i dont love hym....
but juz missin hym loike hell....
im scared to call hymm....
really....
i do.....
haixX.....
can dis feeling be cured???
hmmm....
well....
i really dont noe......
seein hys picture makes me feel more urrgh!......
am i in love????
im afaird nort....
hmmmmm.......
i wont fall to dis again....
haixX....
HELP ME PLZZZZ!!!
haixx....

update pic ASAP!!!


Witlove
Samylicious

here the picta!!!

enjoyy!!!

(CCA PROMOTION DAY[050108])

Witlove

Samylicious!

lalala!!!!

ello world!!!

haha!!
ystd had a school event....
which is cca promotion day
well....
the military band onllie perform for the concert.....
haixx....
evryboddiie was like expect that the millitary band doing some fancy marching....
welll tooo badd!!!
we dun hav enuff strength......

haha!!!

welll im bored with school.....
with the principal sassy mouth......
with oll the schoool rules.....
with oll the new school rules when mr singh take over as DM......
with oll my band juniors(sorry... pls dun get offended)
with EVERYTHING!!!!

my goodness....
i wish i could stay away.......
but....
i cant.....
school muz be my top piority....
ouh FUCK!!
i nid to endure for A WHOLE YEAR!!!!
wish me luck aiites??

well i upload the pic soon aiites....
kinda buzziiee nw....
haha!!!


witlove
samylicious

falling is my basic thing in life

haha!!!
today school
FUNfunFUN!!!
no stress subj.....
haha!!!
happy siotz!!!

today gt band.....
preparation for the CCA Promo Day.....
everybody was soo damn buzziiie on doing the sTOOPid notice board n the flyers for the sec 1...
i was buzziiee makin heart-shaped made out of straw.....
we manage to finish the notice board on tyme eventhough diyana came back late frm CWP...
haha!!!
the notice board is OVERR!! decorated....
do eu guys realise that???
i prefer the old board kayz....
the new board is loike SSOOOO damn colourfuLL!!
and glitter-ish TOO!!!
hmm....
i dunnoe arh....
if its fine wit eu guys....
well.....

then2....
somethink happen in the bus.....
i FELLL DOWNN!!!
I felt embarrassed......
that's why i laugh.....
haha!!!!
perangai falll down sheyyy.....
haha!!!!.....

justnw.....
Guzz treat me, ash, n black cat starbucks!!!
weiii......
thnks ehks Guzz!!!
love eu sooo the much larrh sheyy!!!!
haha!!!

well.....
tmr is the day.....
OUH Fuck!!!
i havent yet polish my boots.....
nid to get ready!!!
haha!!!!

~In Random~
love my blogghoppers
haha!!!


WitLove
Samylicious!

1ST DAY OF MY LAST YEAR OF SCHOOLIN IN SLSS!!!

wow!!!!!
im back in school yaw!!!
my goodness...
1st day of school dpt ADD MATHS nyer hwk....
WTH!!!!
i dun mind doin other hwk.....
haixX....
my ADD Maths textbook been missin fer 2 years....
mane ako nk korek???.....
nw they onllie sell the new syillabus....
no more the old wann....
haiyoooooOOoooo!!!!
shahidah???
eu styll haf ur add maths book???
cn pass it to me if eu stylll hav it......
plz....
i dun wan waste money on photocopy the whole boook.....

well....
mornin assembly olways sucks as usuall....
sit on the floor fer god knows how long......
our form teacher is Mrs Shandu(am i correct???)
JYEAH!!! im the NE REPRESENTATIVE again!?!
haixX....
Actually dah mendak sheyy jadi n.e rep....
but nvm....
it will look good on my testimonial.....
haha!!!!
dgr2 kiter 5N2 ehks?
w/o prior notice.... chnge class ehkss....
uat penat ako uat name label.....
haixX!!!!
kene ukar lagik....
naseb i inform my sis nort to print the alvin label.....
haha!!!
malas taw nk tukar2 niiee......
haixX......

k lah untill here....
ako bwk camera.....
tk sempat nk amek gmbr ehks....
kecian my bestfren of oll tuu....
terbiar dlm beg pumaku....
haha!!!!


witlove
Samylicious!

fireworks!

Shake To Da Beat fireworks vid
enjoy!!!!!

Shake To Da Beat countdown 2008

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well i cnrt get the full view coz there's tent covers the view....
and a sTOOPiD guy who definitely taller than me blockin....
DUMD-ASS!!!!
haha!!!


witlove
Samylicious!

PICTURES!!!!!!

enjoyyy!!!!

Witlove

Samylicious!